- Install patch.
- Update addons.
- Log in.
- Stare at character selection screen swallowing back mounting panic.
- Take deep breath, log in on priest.
- Check talents, glyphs, gems; decide you are too poor to change them even if you wanted to.
- Open LFG, stare with horror at alien interface.
- Alt-tab to wow.com's handy guide.
- Return to LFG with renewed confidence, list for new instance.
- Fly aimlessly round Icecrown looking for new instance.
- When UI freezes with six-figure lag, realise you have found new instance.
- Run into instance, stare with wonder at shiny new interior.
- Start casting spells.
- Panic as ALL addons go MENTAL.
- Perform like brain-dead gold farmer through most of instance.
- Ninja all caster gear.
- Leave quickly.
- Alt-tab to Curse for the bad news on buggy addons.
- Waste hours trawling forums to find fix is months away.
- Realise with depressing clarity that all addons need replacing.
- Log resolving to deal with it tomorrow.
- Go to be early for 5.30am taxi to work (yes, 5.30am).
- Wake up at 1.30am remembering you are guildless.
- Resist urge to log back in to look for guild.
- Dream fitfully about the insurmountable challenge of fixing addons AND finding guild before the entire world has killed Arthas and moved back to Kalimdor to take up farming and crafts.
- Go to work. At 5.30am.
- Resign. Find new job.
- Start to-do list for Thursday, 10 December.
SETI and the player count problem
3 hours ago
2 comments:
Heh, nice little to-do list, but whatever you do please do not resign... You need an income to pay your monthly subscription!
P.S.: I do not work for Blizzard :)
* Install patch.
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* Resign. Find new job.
Priceless =)
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