World of World of Warcraft

The Onion is breaking with the news that Blizzard's next gen MMORPG is to be World of World of Warcraft. You get to control a World of Warcraft player. "Characters can be directed to drink soda, eat hot pockets," the site reports.

I never get tired of the Onion, even though it only has one joke. Go check out the video.

Boss quotes

There's a great thread on mmo champion asking: "what's your favourite boss quote?"

There's a line by Keristrasza in the Nexus when she enrages that makes me shiver every time, but I think that's more for the delivery than the words themselves. She screams "Finish it! Kill me, or I swear by the Dragonqueen you'll never see daylight again!" I'm a bit of a sop for tragedy and this particular story is rich with it. I rode on her back, she sheltered me under her wing! And here we are killing her. It's so sad.

Now I'm all miserable again.

Never fear, Tempest Keep always cheers me up! Does Millhouse Manastorm count as a boss? This is my blog so he does now. I love "Who ordered up an extra large can of whoop-ass?" and (on death) "You'll be hearing from my lawyers."

It's a great thread anyway, go see.

Comic interlude

Am I the last person on earth to discover Dark Legacy Comics?

I laughed so much I nearly peed.

Some of my favourites here andhere.