- Why do raptors wear jewellery?
- Why can't I skin centaurs?
- Where are all the female ogres?
- What's behind that portal in the middle of Stormwind?
- Why can't hunters tame druids? (That's for you, Dral)
- Can the Forsaken reproduce?
- Why is Gamon neutral?
- And why can't I resist killing him?
- Where do troll boots go?
- Does anyone really understand auctioneer?
- Really?
- Are gnomes evil or just plain sinister?
- Is that night elf stalking me?
- Why can't I stop thinking in questions?
- Will this list ever end?
- Will someone put me out of my misery?
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8 comments:
Why is Gamon neutral?
Because rogues have to pickpocket him for an early level rogue quest.
Why can't you resist killing him?
Because you enjoy griefing level 6 rogues.
Or you know, accidentally right click on him BEFORE going into stealth...and be so astonished an NPC is fighting back, you die an embarrassing death in the Orgrimmar inn. Not that i have any experience with that, *cough*.
And why do trolls bottle their sweat?
Brilliant! Lets have an answer for that druid question soon, please!
@inmysissyrobe: Because troll sweat smells divine
And no, no one understands auctioneer
-dral
Gamon will attack Death Knights who haven't finished "attuning" to the Horde. Or at least, he attacked my Troll. Amusingly enough, since you are fully pacified at that point in your DK career... I was completely unable to fight back. Had some other player not killed him, it's entirely possible he could have killed me.
Answers! -
So they can feel pretty.
Skin the rear end, but what would you do with the FRONT end?
Hiding from the male ogres.
It's either a player housing portal or a "Stockades raid", depending on which rumor you believe.
Druids are never tame.
The reproduce by killing humans?
See above. :)
Dat be da voodoo, mon.
No.
Really.
Yes.
No.
Because the world is full of them.
Yes.
No.
* Why do raptors wear jewellery?
Raptors are like ravens, they like/collect shiny things.
* Why can't I skin centaurs?
Because they are Humanoids and you can't skin Humanoids - it's not Politically Correct.
* Where are all the female ogres?
Right there. You just can't tell the difference.
* What's behind that portal in the middle of Stormwind?
All will be revealed in due time...
* Why can't hunters tame druids? (That's for you, Dral)
Druids are too intelligent to fall for Hunters' mind-tricks. Well, most of them ;)
* Can the Forsaken reproduce?
No.
* Why is Gamon neutral?
See http://www.wowwiki.com/Gamon for details.
* And why can't I resist killing him?
Basic psychology 101.
* Where do troll boots go?
A horrible fate.
* Does anyone really understand auctioneer?
Yes, the developers.
* Really?
Well, not *really*. Complex systems sometimes exhibit unexpected behavior.
* Are gnomes evil or just plain sinister?
Just sinister. Or Cute.
* Is that night elf stalking me?
Most likely.
* Why can't I stop thinking in questions?
That's for you to know and for us to find out :)
* Will this list ever end?
Soon...
* Will someone put me out of my misery?
There, the list just ended. Satisfied? :)
Oh, and Misery is a nice blog so no, not going to put you out of it. Keep blogging :)
These comments are better than the post, ty :)
Re: Forsaken Babies
I remember hearing about this on an old WoW Radio lore show; they cannot. I'm pretty sure they referenced a Warcraft RPG book or novel for it. loLore.
Only sticks because I play Female UD
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